I Knew it! Zapatero's a closet S+M freak!

It's all becoming clearer now. First there was the polemic raised over the official White House photo with the new messiah (Obama), where his daughters were dressed as Goths, and now this.

It seems that old Zappy is really into a little bit of the 'ol "Yes Sir! Thank you very much! May I have another!" No wonder his daughters turned out to be Goths, if he is so into punishment well...monkey see, monkey do.



Before giving the bruises on his knees a chance to heal after fellating the banking sector with public funds, it looks like he has once again assumed the position...this time taking it long and hard from none other than Pope Rat himself! Long and 25 Million Euros hard that is.

Why?

Cause hooray! Hooray! The Pope is coming to town.


Hot on the heels of his sham apology Down Under, next stop for the pedophile circus (AKA World Youth Day) is none other than the Spanish capital, Madrid.

In 2011, not only will there be more pedophiles in Madrid per square meter than in Patpong Thailand, but the state is happily going to foot at least half the bill!

Forget the constant aggressiveness that the Church has shown regarding nearly every move his government has made, let bygones be bygones. A few Hail Marys and a couple of How's your Fathers and all's good and forgotten I suppose.

I mean really, in times of such supposedly severe economic crisis, what better way to spend public funds than to officially invite a pedophile absconder to your country and lay out the red carpet? I'm almost positive that the loyal opposition party won't so much as make a peep regarding this one either.

If they're so into wasting money, well, with 25 Million Euros we could:

- Build at least 3 temples honouring Zeus and Odin

- Send every family in Spain a pair of socks

- Simply give the money to corrupt politicians so they don't have to go through the trouble of stealing it

- One word...more Franco statues (well maybe more than one word)

Any other ideas?

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